transformers

mainan robot ala Transformers udah abis hari ini di KidzStation Java! padahal kemarin masih banyak dan dapet diskon 10% pula kalo pake simcard isat. trus nonton film nya, dapet diskon juga ga yaaa? please, team marcomm, kalau bikin promo jangan tanggung-tanggung, masa cuma mainan doang? kan bisa diusahakan tuh, misalnya dengan menunjukkan idcard isat, dapet diskon 75% di 21 dan blitz, gitu... masa punya idcard fungsinya cuma buat ngegesek smart time doang sih? =p

tak selamanya bintang itu terang ...

dear 'bintang satu',
ku tak akan lagi memakai dirimu
karena kau keukeuh putus-putus melulu
mungkin sudah takdir engkau begitu
kan kurindukan dirimu selalu

RIP. 30200x0x. 2004-2007.

err, nothing

this company is serving breakfast for batman... gawd, i'm still uneasy about this *sigh*

the biggest conspiracy against Batman!

...or worse, bram stoker's Dracula!



"dearest bat, what do you think you're doing with that telco? won't you be killed anyway if we DON'T talk for 5 hours? go, go, save yourself, quick!"
:))

konspirasi adalah . . .

ketika elo menikmati gprs gratis hingga lupa diri namun tetap santai ketika tagihan membengkak mencapai angka 12 juta sebulan karena toh free anyway lalu tiba-tiba fasilitas itu dicabut dan akhirnya harus puas dengan jatah 200ribu per bulan tapi sialaaannn elo ga bisa puas download ini-itu dan terbatas browsing doang sampe finally elo mati rasa ama internet dan ogah surfing kecuali kalo temen-temen elo teriak-teriak nyuruh elo buka email kantor di rumah yang notabene ngabisin jatah 200ribu hanya untuk baca email complaint yang seabreg-abreg banyaknya...

THAT'S CONSPIRACY for sure!

hemat a la lantai 7!!

aduh, .. kesiannya ya, yang 'tergantung' di lantai 2 .. karena penghematan, disuruh-suruh naik tangga seperti ini..

mau tau metode penghematan listrik di lantai 7?

well..,
kuberitahu kau sedikit bocorannya ya. tapi, sedikit saja.. (dan jangan bilang siapa-siapa!) okey, .. selain karena tidak ada lift, kami di lantai 7 punya 'kebijakan' penghematan listrik hingga 'berakibat' seperti ini:




tolong jangan dibocorkan ke siapa-siapa lagi ya, situasi kerja di salah satu ruang di lantai 7 itu.. *ngomongnya dengan muka serius sambil nahan kentut*

a word child

being in love has its own self-certifying universality;
it informs and glorifies the world with an energy which,
like a drug,

becomes a necessity of consciousness.

without it, the scene is dark;
without that throbbing communication, dead.

-iris murdoch-

idih hematnya

tercantum di pintu tangga darurat lantai 2:



dear penghuni lantai 7;
kalo dah teler naek tangga, bisa ngaso kok di lantai 8 :p

*untung gue cuma di lantai 2.. hehe..*

hey! ..

.. where's my 7th floor? ;)

apaan sih

roses are red
violets are blue
i think this day sucks
and that damn ISO does, too

[napa juga ada manusia yang kerajinan menciptakan standarisasi ISO? ga ada kerjaan laen, apa? duh seballl!]

...trus, apalagi?

roses are #ff0000
violets are #0000ff
all my html belongs to you *LoL*

[met wiken, everyone!]

You've lost that lovin' feeling...

You know that feeling when you get to be out of the office for a week because you get to go to a really boring class that you don't really want to go to, but it'll get you out of the office and you get paid for it and it's friday before that week and it's about 3pm and you can hardly concentrate on the work you have to get done for the time you'll be gone and you get excited cuz you get to wear jeans the entire next week, but you're not that excited because you'll miss your blogging pals and all the wonderful comments that come with them?

Hmm.... I do.

Actual Conversation

Lady on the phone: Men and women just DON'T understand each other.
Me: Amen, sister.
Lady on the phone: Men make stuff difficult in one way, and women in the other.
Me: Such is life.
Lady on the phone: What are you on? Do you take EVERYTHING with a grain of salt?

shocking!

wah!
konspirasi dah punya link konspirasi?
hebat euy! hehehe...

BTW:
ini ada teman makan siang. TAPI BOHONG!! (muntah tidak ditanggung. *giggles*) aduh, boring abiiisss...